Here’s a good one…

An older gentleman is sitting in a bar when a beautiful young woman walks up to him and whispers in his ear, “I’ll do anything you want for 50 bucks.”  He immediately puts his drink down and begins frantically going through his pockets.  He pulls out a crumbled up ten, two five’s, a twenty and ten ones.  He thrusts the wadded of money into the woman’s hand and says,  “Here…paint my house.”